well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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