You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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