"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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