New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I think your dad took our porno
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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