I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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