Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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