yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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