They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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