i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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