He is an equal opportunity slut.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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