If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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