So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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