she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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