You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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