with your own penis?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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