I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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