I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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