would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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