What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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