Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
