Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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