Whoa Z and x make the same sound
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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