The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she looked like the before picture.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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