Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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