Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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