i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
