we have officially lost it.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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