dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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