He is such a slut. More and more my type.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Randomize
