His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
