I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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