Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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