hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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