SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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