Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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