You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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