So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We have so much sex to catch up on
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My penis needs a shock collar
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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