It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
