Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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