1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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