I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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