Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs

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(517): View more from Michigan

the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"

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(281): View more from Texas

Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.

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(847): View more from Illinois

We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.

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(281): View more from Texas

my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family

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(440): View more from Ohio

The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....

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(310): View more from California

I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing

(914): View more from New York

Only at UConn...

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