I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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