Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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