The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i wish my penis had a tongue
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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