How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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