she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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