Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize