I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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