I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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