he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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