all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize