Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
50% drunk capacity currently
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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