Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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