HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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