I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
