tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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